Number one:
Licking my hair or kissing or whatever it is on my hair is not a turn-on.. It makes me wanna throw up the fact that my hair is now all yucky coz its covered in your saliva..
Two:
If I'm too tired to have sex or on my period or don't feel like having sex, then it isn't my problem that you can't control your hormones.. Instead of humping my leg as a horny dog thinking it'll change my mind how about you head over to the toilet for some action with pammy and let me be!
Three:
Do not expect a kiss from me on the first date leave alone jumping in bed with you.. I hardly know you.. I need to cross examine you well, make sure you're not a possible convict and your mouth doesn't have sores or ulcers or anything that I don't want to share.. And don't question my decision.
Four:
Your hand just thinks of going down there for one second within my presence then that is it! Go see a doctor to check for any infections or anything weird happening coz constant rubbing and scratching of the crotch is disgusting and I don't wanna see it!
Five:
Flashing your boxers will not make you sexy.. If anything its pretty gay.. Boxers are meant to be hidden not shown off.. thats why you wear pants and a t-shirt!
Six:
You begin filling my fone with your phonecalls and text messages then be prepared for a big fat ignore.. I don't have time for you, I have a life and I have better things to do then listen to a man trying to get all lovey dovey on me!
Seven:
We all love to admire beautiful bodies, but do not be eyeing the ladies ass or cleavage while I'm talking to you nor me as a matter of fact! Please be discreet about it, women find men that stare weird!
Eight:
You want me to wear sexy lingerie, then be prepared to get adventurous with your underwear too.. It is afterall a two-way street..
Nine:
Men are lucky that their sexuality is very simple and even a simple Pammy can do the job.. Women, on the other hand, have a more complex sexuality.. Thus, pls do not create a complexity with my toys.. They're more loyal than any man I've come across and will always be there for me in time of need!
Ten:
Women do indeed look for commitment, but mentioning marriage will not make me fall into your arms like romeo & juliet.. You mention marriage one more time and you'll be marrying the hospital bed!
Eleven:
Women are sexy creatures, you have a problem with us enhancing and showing off our sexy sides then find someone else! You have it flaunt it! Let others admire beauty just as you do and get over your complexity!
Twelve:
I may be a bit of a feminist, but I still love chivalry in a man.. At the same time, don't you dare undermine me as a woman! Do open the doors for me, let me pass first, and pay the bills.. Don't you ever dare of taking me on a date then telling me you only have 5 dollars to spare so I have to pay the bill.. That's gonna get you landing face flat before you can finish your sentence!
and finally:
If I cook for you, you better like it if since I did put a lot of effort into it.. But don't expect me to cook for you daily and don't turn it into a habit.. I am not your cook nor your mother.. and if you even subtly hint that you want me to cook for your friends then its take out forever if I haven't dumped you already.
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2 comments:
Interesting. However, the last point for me would be a little difficult to accept as I love GOOD food. If a girl can't cook but still insists to cook dinner for me, then I will tell her that it tastes "funny"! Why bother if you can't cook? I can safely say that every time I told the truth I had to listen to a lot of yapping, but at least I didn't have to taste the crap again!!! :D
interesting points, i admit so courageous to talk about such issues
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