The Good Girl

We ( Yasmeen and I) were talking a few days ago and discussing ideal ways to get rid of men and dumping them. And the one that prevails as most popular was pulling a McNun or a McGuilt, which basically means playing the good girl card.

It goes something like this “ La I’m sorry I cant do this anymore. My moral and religious conscience is killing me alive. I cant pray every day knowing what I do. It’s wrong. . . etc etc. “

Of course this varies to being subtle to the very straight and direct if the dude wont fall for it. Use your imagination. Just play the good girl card and fake celibacy. He wont know any different. You can use this card when you start making out and you see or feel something you don’t like ( i.e bad breath, too hairy, bad kiser . . etc etc) when you get the gag feeling and you cant go on. Use the good girl card.

Of course other scenarios for putting this to use, is when you are somehow fooled into thinking someone is attractive and once you get to know them a bit( over the phone, texting, online, dinner) you think “darn I must have been drunk”. When you don’t want to take this to the next level and don’t want to “hurt” him by saying you aren’t interested or saying its not me its you, cause between you readers and me its never me its always them! This way you don’t break the dude’s spirit and he’ll bounce back to the game easily and you don’t have to do a lot of explaining and analyzing.

Remember girls we always have the upper hand. Use the good girl card powers and don’t abuse them. Guaranteed to work. I’ve used it soo many times I’ve lost count.

Equality of the Brazilian.

For years and years there has been immense pressure on women in this part of the world to have a brazilian wax. The reason: so its smoother for the men, and maybe so he remembers he is with a woman and not his gay friends? And they so easily and quickly forget that women are created with hair. I repeat women do have hair over their body just like men.

But why not pressurize our male counterparts to do the same! Its equally painful I'm sure, but the rewards are amazing with sex being more enjoyable!

From now on any man who wants his lady to have a brazilian must be prepared to have one too - its only fair that both the man and woman enjoy the comfort and pleasure from having a brazilian, after all sex was created for the pleasure of both sexes!

Flesh and Fun

What does anyone really want in a relationship? It’s so easy to get fixated on things that may seem to matter i.e height, weight, size, color, teeth, smell . . . . the list is endless really. But in the end it all comes down to chemistry that goes beyond physical and material attributes.

But that’s not what this blog is about. Yasmeen are I (Ward) aren’t trying nor will be providing anything profound or worth any literature award. All our adventures, escapades and stories are purely in the pursuit of the flesh and fun. Its never nothing serious. Well most of the time. We don’t take ourselves too seriously. Where we are originally from, what we do for a living or anything like isn’t relevant. We till the stories of a million Gulfian and Arab girls/women, a little exaggerated and dramatic. But all good stories are like that.